Category Archives: Poetry

What does it mean?

What does it mean
To a vending machine vendor
If you introduce a new product in a machine
And it is sold out the next day?
It should mean
that the product is very popular
and you should get more.
Not
never get that product again for over 3 weeks.

Why I Write Poetry and Poem #3

My girlfriend Jenny is a wonderful poet. When I read her poems, I see images and I think thoughts, the majority of which are dual-parted: “Is that supposed to be real or a metaphor?/ I don’t understand poetry.” And then about half the time, I’m reminded that I don’t understand crossword puzzles [...]

Poem #2

Your cheeks get so red
when it is cold.
It would look strange
on a bald person

Poem Town

This poem comes from Poem Town.
That is the town where poems live.
I don’t go to poem town very often
I am Andrew, by the way
Because I don’t understand a lot of poems
I understand this poem
Because I wrote it
And because I paid special attention
To not include any of the things about poems that I don’t understand.
With that [...]